Dirty Spank Review

I've seen some red asses in my time, but the tour page of Dirty Spank offers up some really brutal-looking buttocks for fans of some really harsh spanking. Of course, it will take going into the site to really see if the punishment doled out to these naughty bitches is really worth the while.

Entering DirtySpank, I am impressed with the clean layout and design. Two of the latest updates and an upcoming feature are profiled on the right side of the page and you can easily catch all 14 episodes by linking to the content area. Since there aren't any dates on the content, I'm not sure how often we can expect new movies. We are told the date of the next episode, but this doesn't do much to explain whether or not the schedule is a weekly or monthly one. After doing a bit of searching I discovered that there's only been one update since May 2008. Too bad.

In any case, there's the promise of access to a network of sites, but when I land on the page, RippedPantyhoses is the only site I see. There are no feeds or any other content that I can see to help make the price a bit more digestible. However, this isn't to say that the site doesn't have some potential.

Movies are around 20 minutes long in full-length, although the films tend to be divided into two parts. All the episodes come with a set of photos downloadable in .zip files. Thumbnails are a terrific size and while the photography looks a little amateur, the 1024x768 quality is pretty clear for the most part. The sets appear to be pictorial in style and follow a bit of a storyline. Some will enjoy the sets from start to finish, but I just wanted to get to the spanking and images of raw, ruby red asses like I'd seen on the tour. There are some really beautiful spanked fannies here. Hands, shoes, canes and other handy tools are used and the photos show off some beautiful lines made by rope and even a tennis racquet! However, it's the movies that truly make the site a thrill.

Formats include AVI (1602kbps 768x576) and MP4 (384x288). The iPods aren't fantastic and sound is mono, which seems a bit old school to me. Fortunately, the AVIs are fantastic. Movies are foreign and they do begin with scripted or at least improvised reality setups. The problem is that there's a ton of talking and there aren't English subtitles. It puts a damper on the complete experience unless you know whatever language they're speaking. It's too bad, because the scenes did look original, or at least they seemed different from the typical spanking scenarios delivered by most sites. When it comes to the spanking, there are some very exciting scenes. Males and females use their hand or different items to give young bitches what they've earned from bad behaviour. There are even a few group spankings, which is all rather kinky.

Final Verdict

English subtitles would be a nice addition, but the spanking makes Dirty Spank an exciting place to find some unique and thrilling spanking scenarios. The problem is that there isn't a lot of content and not much incentive, like bonus sites, to make you stick around. The video is great, but frankly there's not enough content to even make it worth a month. Too bad there aren't some shorter trials or membership options.